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Sylvia Chong

Year  Sophomore    School  University of Oklahoma
Hometown  None    Major  International Studies

Sylvia's Interview


What's up?

Mmm nothing, just got off school.



What was the most exciting thing you did today?

Probably… getting a package from my mom, she sent me spaghetti sauce.



Haha really? Just a jar of sauce?

No, she sent me some stuff I forgot in Georgia, and added that stuff. She knows I'm poor.



What a good mom.

Basically!



Can you introduce us?

Haha, are you trying to say that your mom isn't a good mom?



I'm trying to say I think your mom might be hot. Does it run in the family?

Ha! NOOOOO.



So you're a horrible daughter! Are you calling your mom ugly?

What?! She's like 50, it's okay.



That's terrible!

You’re terrible! Trying to hit on my mom.



At least I could make her feel pretty.

I told her she has a huge ass.



Is your ass huge? Does that run in the family?

I have bigger boobs than my ass. But it's not like I have the typical flat Asian ass.



You have bigger boobs than butt cheeks?!

Lol.



Do you realize the magnitude of that statement?

I guess they're the same size, then...



Still... We could do the rest of the interview about your body parts. Tell me about your toes.

Haha.



Have guys you've been with been more interested in your boobs or your butt?

Boobs. Of course.



I've always been an ass guy, but I also never dated anyone with boobs the size of ass cheeks… Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Well, I used to have nipple piercings, but they grew out. I loved them.



I would love them too. How does "growing out" work?

Basically the piercings just get closer and closer to the surface of the skin 'cause your body is pushing them out.



Sounds hot. I'm visualizing this very vividly right now- does that creep you out?

Lol, maybe just a little. Mostly because you're telling me



Ok I’ll keep it a secret starting now. What were we talking about?